Mom's away and all hell is breaking loose

Mom had to go away for the night and as you can
probably tell from this picture, Dad's in charge.
Or so he thinks....

After the party I stunk
like a junkyard dog,
so I thought I'd grab
a quick shower and
freshen up a little.

Oh yeah, that did the trick;
I'm totally fresh now.

I think I'll have one more treat before I go to bed.
I hope I don't have a hangover in the morning.